Scots must also forgo One Direction

United Kingdom officials recently warned the people of Scotland that if they vote for independence they cannot be part of a monetary union with the UK. The Scots must also give up the following benefits of being part of the UK:

  • Can’t bow before the queen.
  • Can’t act superior to all people of the world.
  • Can’t listen to One Direction.
  • Can’t eat British cuisine such as tinned peas.
  • Can’t listen to the Hokey Cokey song.

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